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Whale log: Entry 1

BBC News reports that the whale in the Thames is the first bottle-nosed whale sighted in the Thames “since records began nearly a century ago”.

Records of what?! Whales in the Thames? What tremendous foresight on the part of our forefathers to start such a register!

Is there a man specially commissioned to record these things who has today seen his first action in one hundred years on the job?

Or is there just a special column in some more general Thames events record marked “whales”? “They laughed when I recommended we include that column. ‘You never know,’ I said, ‘Maybe it’s worth dismissing the column about giant white domes costing the taxpayer billions being built near the waterside, but keep the bottle-nosed whales one. Please?’ Four thousand pages of blank column later, we’ve got a whale. They’re not laughing now.”

Why do I get the feeling that historians in the future are going to be overwhelmed with the meticulous nature of early 21st-century recording?

2 Responses to “Whale log: Entry 1”

  1. Paw Says:

    The whale has jumped the shark.

  2. Statto Says:

    It took Clym and I a while to get to the bottom of Paw’s comment.

    Here’s an explanation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_the_shark


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